The iPod fits in the jacket pocket , and the in-sleeve controls mean you never have to take it out of the pocket and risk dropping it. The iBuzz fits in the redwire DLX pocket, and the built-in joystick means you never have to take the iBuzz out of your pocket and risk embarrassing yourself. The iBuzz accessories fit... You can guess. And since the controls are all built into your clothes, you can now wander around in public being pleasured by your toys while listening to music and impressing people with your cool gear. Plug in, turn on, and go for a walk. Life is good.
Right up to the point where, at a particularly good point in the music - Something with a fast beat and a really strong bass line - you lose track of your surroundings and walk in front of a bus.
And you definitely ain't wearing clean underwear when they get to you at the hospital.
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